Ultimate Zombie Survival Tool

That's correct ladies and gentle minions. The ultimate zombie apocalypse survival tool has been created. The good folks over at uncrate.com were kind enough to pass this amazing invention on to the public.

I present to you, the crovel.  Part crowbar, part shovel (hence the name) but also included is a axe, saw, bottle opener, rope and general asskicker, this handy little device will limit the need for carrying all these tools individually!  Allowing you to not only be prepared for just about anything a zombie could mindlessly toss your way but also letting pop open that case of beer you stumbled upon in the back of your friendly neighborhood grocery store!

The Crovel is a definite must have for any zombie survival kit!