Ultimate Zombie Survival Tool

That's correct ladies and gentle minions. The ultimate zombie apocalypse survival tool has been created. The good folks over at uncrate.com were kind enough to pass this amazing invention on to the public.

I present to you, the crovel.  Part crowbar, part shovel (hence the name) but also included is a axe, saw, bottle opener, rope and general asskicker, this handy little device will limit the need for carrying all these tools individually!  Allowing you to not only be prepared for just about anything a zombie could mindlessly toss your way but also letting pop open that case of beer you stumbled upon in the back of your friendly neighborhood grocery store!

The Crovel is a definite must have for any zombie survival kit!

Zombies

Ive never asked the question 'Will a zombie invasion actually occur?' and maybe I should. The answer could save me a lot of time and effort writing this blog.

Instead I prefer to ask questions like 'How will the zombie outbreak begin?', 'What style of zombie is most likely?' and 'Would a Hittori Honzo replica samurai sword be a better choice then a Glock Model 19 9mm hand gun?'. These are the questions that occupy my free time and work time alike and these are the types of questions I will be attempting to answer on this blog.

So if the question of whether or not human teeth can penetrate a leather motorcycle suit keeps you up at night, then follow this blog. Maybe we can meet up when the invasion does occur and make some undead heads roll.